1,287
EPISODES ARCHIVED
58.5
DAYS OF AUDIO
1,403
HOURS
46
CAR DINGS
32
YEARS ON THE LINE
ENTER THE NATION
six ways to waste your afternoon
🃏
TRADING CARDS
36 collectible cards. RBCP, BeverlyBot, the cactus, the FBI raid. Gotta ding 'em all.
🖥️
PLA-NET BBS
Dial into a 1990s bulletin board. Message boards, door games, 9600 baud nostalgia.
🎮
THE ARCADE
Car Ding Clicker, Plow Dodge, and a soundboard that yells at you. Insert 25¢.
☎
LEGENDARY NUMBERS
A working touch-tone dial pad + a hall of fame of famous & fictional numbers.
📚
THE LORE
The real history, 1994 to now. The zine, the shows, the cactus, the raid.
🎨
THE GALLERY
60 fan graphics: posters, badges, stickers & geocities buttons. Steal freely.
✉️
GUESTBOOK
It's 1997. Sign it. Tell the cactus you were here. Peak geocities.
THE SHOWS
three flavors of telephone nonsense
SNOW PLOW SHOW
1037
episodes • since 2013
THE HOBOSODE
233
episodes • Elite Cactus Squad
CACTUS SHACK
17
episodes • Roy, NM
LINK TO US 🔗
it's 1997 forever — put a button on your homepage
☎ DING NATION • an unofficial fan tribute • not affiliated with the Phone Losers of America (who are probably fine with this)
powered by Audiobookshelf, a KCCS server & pure spite
do not attempt to red box the snow plow • the cactus knows what you did • CACTUS
powered by Audiobookshelf, a KCCS server & pure spite
do not attempt to red box the snow plow • the cactus knows what you did • CACTUS