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☎ ABOUT DING NATION

a love letter to the Phone Losers of America

DING NATION is an unofficial fan tribute to the Phone Losers of America and the Snow Plow Show — the prank-call comedy empire that RBCP (Brad Carter) and friends have been running since 1994. It's built by a longtime fan, for fellow weirdos, out of pure appreciation (and spite).

None of this is official. We're not affiliated with the PLA. We just think 30+ years of car dings, payphones, beige boxes, hold music, and cacti deserve a shrine. Every card, meme, game, and badge here is fan-made parody celebrating the real thing.

👑 Support the real deal

If you like the jokes here, go give your money and ears to the people who actually made the legend. That's the whole point.

🎯 What's in here

📞 36 trading cards · 🖥️ a PLA-NET BBS · 🎮 an arcade · 🎲 episode roulette · 🧠 a personality quiz · 🎨 a meme maker · 📜 a text adventure · 📚 real lore · 😂 a meme wall — all themed around the genuine article.

A few honest notes: "Roy Gherbil" and "Detective Richard Cardo" are in-character comedy bits — not real biography, and not a real criminal investigation. Phone numbers here are famous/fictional/parody only. The phreaking references (beige box, red box) are historical/comedic — don't actually commit phone crimes. Be the good kind of phone loser.

🧡 Credits

All love and credit to RBCP / Brad Carter, Zak (el_jefe), and every Phone Loser who ever picked up the phone. Unofficial PLA art legend: Nik Caesar. Lore sourced from phonelosers.com, snowplowshow.com & Wikipedia. Built by a fan with KCCS.

DING NATION • fan-made, unofficial, full of cacti • the cactus knows what you did • CACTUS