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🎮 DING NATION ARCADE

insert 25¢ (or one car ding) to play

🚗 CAR DING CLICKER

Click the car to ding it. Buy auto-dingers. Become the menace RBCP always knew you could be.  🛸 Want the DELUXE space version? Play DING-VADERS →
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0CAR DINGS · 0/sec

☏ WHACK-A-PAYPHONE

Whack the 📞 payphones (+1). Do NOT whack the 🌵 cactus (−1 life). 30 seconds. Go.
0 whacked · 30s · ❤❤❤

❄️ PLOW DODGE

You're the Snow Plow. Catch the 📞 phones (+10), dodge the 🌵 cacti. Arrow keys / A·D or tap.

🎲 PRANK CALL GENERATOR

Out of ideas? Let the Gibson generate your next masterpiece. (For entertainment only — don't actually harass anyone.)
Press the button, weirdo.

📢 SOUNDBOARD

One-liners (browser text-to-speech) + real synthesized phone SFX.

♫ PHONE SFX

☎ DIAL TONE MEMORY

Simon, but it's a phone. Watch the number it dials, then repeat it. Each round adds a digit. How long can you hold the line?
ROUND 0 · press START

🔌 BEIGE BOX WIRING

Connect each wire to its matching color (it's a parody — do not actually tap phone lines). Match all 5 to complete the call.

🪙 RED BOX RHYTHM

Quarters drop down the line. Tap (or hit SPACE) the instant a coin hits the slot to "pay" with red-box tones. Combo for big points. (Parody — obviously don't actually do this.)

☏ SWITCHBOARD SCRAMBLE

You're the operator. Two jacks light up the same color — click both to connect the call. Connect as many as you can in 30 seconds. "Hello, operator?"
0 connected · 30s · combo 0

⌨️ PHREAK TYPER

Phone-loser words rain down the line. Type each one (then it clears) before it hits the bottom. Miss three and the call drops. Gets faster. Click the box, then type.
DING NATION ARCADE • no quarters refunded • the cactus is not a prize