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🎮 DING NATION ARCADE

insert 25¢ (or one car ding) to play

🚗 CAR DING CLICKER

Click the car to ding it. Buy auto-dingers. Become the menace RBCP always knew you could be.
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❄️ PLOW DODGE

You're the Snow Plow. Catch the 📞 phones (+10), dodge the 🌵 cacti. Arrow keys / A·D or tap left/right.

📢 PRANK SOUNDBOARD

RBCP-grade one-liners, read aloud by your browser. Turn your volume up. Sorry in advance.
(uses your browser's text-to-speech — works best in Chrome/Edge)
DING NATION ARCADE • no quarters refunded • the cactus is not a prize