1,287
EPISODES ARCHIVED
58.5
DAYS OF AUDIO
1,403
HOURS
46
CAR DINGS
32
YEARS ON THE LINE
ENTER THE NATION
six ways to waste your afternoon
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TRADING CARDS
36 collectible cards. RBCP, BeverlyBot, the cactus, the FBI raid. Gotta ding 'em all.
🖥️
PLA-NET BBS
Dial into a 1990s bulletin board. Message boards, door games, 9600 baud nostalgia.
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THE ARCADE
10 games: Car Ding Clicker, Plow Dodge, Red Box Rhythm, Switchboard & a soundboard that yells. Insert 25¢.
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DING-VADERS
A galactic car-ding clicker for kids! Tap cars, unlock UFOs & aliens, explore 11 worlds, collect items, ASCEND. Saves your game.
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SMASH PLANET
Tap critters, drop bombs, freeze/nuke/black-hole whole worlds & collect loot. Auto-machines, themed levels, tons of items. For kids!
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LEGENDARY NUMBERS
A working touch-tone dial pad + a hall of fame of famous & fictional numbers.
🎧
HOLD MUSIC JUKEBOX
6 stations of procedural torment: elevator jazz, modem screech, dial-tone symphony. Live visualizer.
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THE LORE
The real history, 1994 to now. The zine, the shows, the cactus, the raid.
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THE GALLERY
60 fan graphics: posters, badges, stickers & geocities buttons. Steal freely.
✉️
GUESTBOOK
It's 1997. Sign it. Tell the cactus you were here. Peak geocities.
😂
MEME WALL
22 shareable memes & posters. Tap to save. Spread the gospel of the cactus.
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WHICH LOSER R U?
6-question personality quiz. Find your true phone-loser self. Shareable.
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SPIN THE ROTARY
Can't pick an episode? Spin the dial and let fate (and 1,000+ episodes) decide.
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MEME MAKER
Type, pick, download. Make your own ding meme in 10 seconds.
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CALL CENTER (game)
A choose-your-own-prank-night adventure. 10 endings. Mostly the cactus.
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DING NOTE MAKER
Generate the famous "Sorry I dinged your car!" gag note. Printable parody.
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ABOUT / TRIBUTE
What this is + go support the real Phone Losers of America.
THE SHOWS
three flavors of telephone nonsense
SNOW PLOW SHOW
1037
episodes • since 2013
THE HOBOSODE
233
episodes • Elite Cactus Squad
CACTUS SHACK
17
episodes • Roy, NM
LINK TO US 🔗
it's 1997 forever — put a button on your homepage
☎ DING NATION • an unofficial fan tribute • not affiliated with the Phone Losers of America (who are probably fine with this)
powered by Audiobookshelf, a KCCS server & pure spite
do not attempt to red box the snow plow • the cactus knows what you did • CACTUS
powered by Audiobookshelf, a KCCS server & pure spite
do not attempt to red box the snow plow • the cactus knows what you did • CACTUS